Breaking News: Spring!

Vernal equinox: 1:32 pm Saturday! What are you going to do to make the winter storms ancient history?








Notes to self:

  • move broken branches and rake sticks into piles the size of tepees

  • ride to post office in the sidecar on my friend Mark’s motorcycle

  • buy the kids lemonade supplies for their lemonade stand, and then buy some lemonade from them, thereby buying it twice

  • allow the kids to post signs in the neighborhood offering free services they will never actually provide.


Please give us your list, below…



  1. There is one, and only one way: Frontal labotomy followed by years of therapy.

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