Breaking News: Spring!

Vernal equinox: 1:32 pm Saturday! What are you going to do to make the winter storms ancient history?








Notes to self:

  • move broken branches and rake sticks into piles the size of tepees

  • ride to post office in the sidecar on my friend Mark’s motorcycle

  • buy the kids lemonade supplies for their lemonade stand, and then buy some lemonade from them, thereby buying it twice

  • allow the kids to post signs in the neighborhood offering free services they will never actually provide.


Please give us your list, below…


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  1. There is one, and only one way: Frontal labotomy followed by years of therapy.

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